Pizza Shaped Vegetables

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Rules to Live by #6

Medicated lip balm is adequate makeup to make you look like a completely different nationality.

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Rules to Live by #7

Stay classy.

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Rules to Live by #6

Ice Cream, Goldfish, and Life Savers make a perfectly adequate meal.

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Rules to Live by #7

Create your own nonsensical language. It’s worth it.

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Rules to Live by #6

While others may disagree, lap dancing is always an appropriate past time.

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Rules to Live by #5

If pizza can be a vegetable, then I can be a fruit.

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Rules to Live by #4

Onesies are appropriate for every occasion. 

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Rules to Live by #3

Never ask for skittles if you can’t make your own sandwich

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Rules to Live by #2

Always smell someone before befriending them. 

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Rules to Live by #1

Don’t have sexual fantasies about Voldemort.