Medicated lip balm is adequate makeup to make you look like a completely different nationality.
Stay classy.
Ice Cream, Goldfish, and Life Savers make a perfectly adequate meal.
Create your own nonsensical language. It’s worth it.
While others may disagree, lap dancing is always an appropriate past time.
If pizza can be a vegetable, then I can be a fruit.
Onesies are appropriate for every occasion.
Never ask for skittles if you can’t make your own sandwich
Always smell someone before befriending them.
Don’t have sexual fantasies about Voldemort.
